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1st March 2012

This Shit Matters: Google’s New Privacy Policy, Straight Talk Edition →

chels:

nickdouglas:

slacktory:

Google’s new privacy policy starts tomorrow. Miles Lothe translated the whole thing into bro-speak, so it’s just entertaining enough to actually read what Google’s about to do with all your information.

He also translated the new Google terms of service.

Gizmodo called Miles’s translations “actually quite the public service”.

This is informative and hilarious: 

“You don’t get any intellectual property rights or anything just for using our Services. Maybe you figured out a really sweet way to use Maps — good work! We love it when people figure shit out for themselves. But don’t go trying to patent your little Maps trick. ”Well, we didn’t plan that, but since some asshole discovered it, I guess we have to start paying him now, right?” HAHAHANO. No.”

I wish every contract was written like this. 

Source: slacktory

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    Very informative
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    That doesn’t sit right me with at all. Admire the balls though.
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    Google’s privacy policy
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